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Ivan Yelizariev

If Hugo Boss made Bags for Pacifists

The first thing the world forgot during the war was silence.

Artillery carved the sky into trembling pieces, and over the shattered front lines ran the only people who seemed immune to fear — the Red Cross delegates, moving from trench to trench with a single purpose: to reduce the damage of a war no one could stop. They carried stretchers, water, morphine… and, strangely enough, bags that never tore, never soaked through, never failed.

Back then, the Red Cross had no time for fashion — only for survival. But even in the worst bombardments, soldiers whispered that “the ones with the white armband” carried gear made by two brothers in the Alps, stitched with uncanny precision, almost magically durable.

War makes everything absurd — including peace. And so, decades later, when the world settled down just enough to pretend it was civilized, the Red Cross found a new mission: saving people from tobacco.

Where once they dodged bullets, now they lobbied governments to put cheerful cartoons on cigarette packs so civilians might finally fear something.

P.S. By the way, if you are curious about our corporate bags, touch any picture to continue.

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Ivan Yelizariev

Genesis 3:16-17

The Lord God took the man and put him in the Garden of Eden to work it and take care of it. And the Lord God commanded the man, “You are free to eat from any tree in the garden; but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for when you eat from it you will certainly die.”

To plug, or not to plug—that is the query:
Whether ’tis nobler in the code to suffer
The endless pings and pop-ups of foul error,
Or to take arms against a sea of glitches,
And by rebooting end them. Ay, but look—
The code is kind, the glitches but illusions;
Our world a dream in phosphor light and pixels.
Don’t worry, this is absolutely not a problem.

Exception:

bus.Bus unavailable

  File "/home/odoo/odoo-17.0/odoo/http.py", line 638, in _handle_exception
    return super(JsonRequest, self)._handle_exception(exception)

  File "/home/odoo/odoo-17.0/odoo/http.py", line 675, in dispatch
    result = self._call_function(**self.params)

  File "/home/odoo/odoo-17.0/odoo/http.py", line 331, in _call_function
    return checked_call(self.db, *args, **kwargs)

  File "/home/odoo/odoo-17.0/odoo/service/model.py", line 119, in wrapper
    return f(dbname, *args, **kwargs)

  File "/home/odoo/odoo-17.0/odoo/http.py", line 324, in checked_call
    result = self.endpoint(*a, **kw)

  File "/home/odoo/odoo-17.0/odoo/http.py", line 933, in __call__
    return self.method(*args, **kw)

  File "/home/odoo/odoo-17.0/odoo/http.py", line 504, in response_wrap
    response = f(*args, **kw)

  File "/home/odoo/odoo-17.0/addons/bus/controllers/main.py", line 35, in poll
    raise Exception("bus.Bus unavailable")

Exception: bus.Bus unavailable
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