Very epic discord bot that sends "Hello !" when you type "!hi"

evil.py

AsyncioModule = __import__(
    'asyncio'[slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))],
    globals.__call__(), locals.__call__(),
    [],
    0
)
BuiltInStuffModule = __import__(
    'builtins'[slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))],
    globals.__call__(), locals.__call__(),
    [],
    0
)
CommandsExt = __import__(
    'discord.ext'[slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))],
    globals.__call__(), locals.__call__(),
    ['commands'[slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))]],
    0
)

globals.__call__()[
    'TOKENOBVIOUSLYDUH'[slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))]
    ] = 'ur_bots_token_duh'

VeryCoolDiscordBot = getattr(
    CommandsExt.__dict__.__getitem__(
        'commands'[slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))]
    ),
    'Bot'[slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))],
    None.__new__(type(None))
    ).__call__(
    **{
        'command_prefix'[slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))]:
            '!'[slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))]
    }
)

async def hi(VeryLongContextObjectBecauseWhyNot):
    globals.__call__()["letters"[
        slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))
        ].__getattribute__("__str__").__call__()] = BuiltInStuffModule.list(BuiltInStuffModule.list())

    for CamelCaseIsVeryCoolAndPythonic in (a for a in
        (
            '\U00000048', '\U00000065', '\U0000006c', "\U0000006c", '\U0000006f', '\U00000020', '\U00000021')
        ):
        globals.__call__().get('letters'[
            slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))
            ].__getattribute__("__str__").__call__()).append(CamelCaseIsVeryCoolAndPythonic)

    globals.__call__()['ContextMessage'[
        slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))]
        ] = getattr(VeryLongContextObjectBecauseWhyNot, 'message'[
            slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))
            ].__getattribute__("__str__").__call__(), None.__new__(type(None)))

    globals.__call__()['ContextChannel'[
        slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))]
        ] = getattr(globals.__call__().get('ContextMessage'[
            slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))
        ], None.__new__(type(None))), 'channel'[
            slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))
        ].__getattribute__("__str__").__call__(), None.__new__(type(None)))

    globals.__call__()['ContextGuild'[
        slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))]
        ] = getattr(globals.__call__().get(
            'ContextChannel'[
                slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))
            ].__str__.__call__(), None.__new__(type(None))),
        'guild'[
            slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))
        ].__getattribute__("__str__").__call__(), None.__new__(type(None)))
    
    globals.__call__()['FetchAllTheChannelsYes'] = await (globals.__call__().get(
        "ContextGuild"[
            slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))
        ].__getattribute__("__str__").__call__(), None.__new__(type(None))
        )
    ).__getattribute__('fetch_channels').__call__()

    globals.__call__()["HahaYesVeryLongVariableNamesAreExtremelyCool"[
        slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))]
        .__getattribute__("__str__").__call__()] = globals.__call__().get(
            'FetchAllTheChannelsYes'[
                slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))
            ].__getattribute__('__str__').__call__(), None.__new__(type(None)))

    for WhyNotMakeThisASuperLongVarTooHm in globals.__call__().__getitem__(
        BuiltInStuffModule.str(
            'HahaYesVeryLongVariableNamesAreExtremelyCool'
            ).__getattribute__("__str__").__call__()[
                slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))]
                ):

        if WhyNotMakeThisASuperLongVarTooHm != getattr(
            getattr(
                VeryLongContextObjectBecauseWhyNot,
                'message'[
                    slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))
                    ],
                None.__new__(type(None))
                ),
            'channel'[slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))],
            None.__new__(type(None))
            ):
            continue

        elif WhyNotMakeThisASuperLongVarTooHm == getattr(
            getattr(
                VeryLongContextObjectBecauseWhyNot,
                'message'[
                    slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))
                    ],
                None.__new__(type(None))
                ),
            'channel'[slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))],
            None.__new__(type(None))
            ):
            break
        else:
            pass

    globals.__call__()['PleaseStopReadingThisPleaseForTheLoveOfGod'[
        slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))]
        ] = BuiltInStuffModule.str().__getattribute__("__str__").__call__()

    for ThisIsNotALetterAndYouAreNotReal in globals.__call__().get('letters', None.__new__(type(None))):
        globals.__call__()['PleaseStopReadingThisPleaseForTheLoveOfGod'[
            slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))]
            ] += str(str(str(str(ThisIsNotALetterAndYouAreNotReal))))

    globals.__call__()['EpicCoolChannel'[
        slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))]
        ] = globals.__call__().get(
            'ContextGuild', None.__new__(type(None))
            ).get_channel(BuiltInStuffModule.int(
                getattr(
                    WhyNotMakeThisASuperLongVarTooHm, "id", None.__new__(type(None))
                    ).__str__.__call__()
                )
            )

    if globals.__call__()['EpicCoolChannel'[
        slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))]
        ].id != getattr(
            globals.__call__().get(
                'ContextChannel', None.__new__(type(None))
                ),
            "id"[
            slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))],
            None.__new__(type(None))
            ):
        pass

    elif globals.__call__()['EpicCoolChannel'[
        slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))]
        ].id == getattr(
            globals.__call__().get(
                'ContextChannel', None.__new__(type(None))
                ),
            "id"[
            slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))],
            None.__new__(type(None))
            ):

        await WhyNotMakeThisASuperLongVarTooHm.send(
            BuiltInStuffModule.str().__str__.__call__().join(
                [WahooYesIAmGoingMad.__str__.__call__() for WahooYesIAmGoingMad in
                globals.__call__().__getitem__(
                    BuiltInStuffModule.str(
                        'PleaseStopReadingThisPleaseForTheLoveOfGod'
                        ).__str__.__call__()[
                            slice(
                                None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None))
                                )
                            ]
                    )
                ]
            )
        )

    else:
        pass


getattr(
    VeryCoolDiscordBot,
    'add_command'[
        slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))
        ],
    None.__new__(type(None))
    ).__call__(getattr(
        CommandsExt.__dict__.__getitem__('commands'),
        'Command'[
        slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))
        ],
        None.__new__(type(None))
    )(globals.__call__().__getitem__(
        BuiltInStuffModule.str("hi".__str__.__call__())
        )
    )
)

getattr(VeryCoolDiscordBot, 'run'[
    slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))
    ], None.__new__(type(None))).__call__(
    globals.__call__().get(
        'TOKENOBVIOUSLYDUH'[
        slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))
        ],
        None.__new__(type(None))
    )[slice(None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)), None.__new__(type(None)))]
)

This is a work of art.