Hans5958

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Earliest known instance: https://www.reddit.com/r/sbubby/comments/d8buja/please/f1a4t74?context=3

Well well well. It appears [insert user who used the copypasta] is a fellow vappy fucc connoisseur. However screw the female version. You get those same ol two holes in literally everything else. the MALE vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery diccs they have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach, get each other aroused, and have the fucc of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you. Its ability to snake around your bends and its perfect le

nneonneo

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h3ku

from base64 import b64decode, b64encode
import hashlib, argparse

def rc4mi(data, key):
    S, j, out = list(range(256)), 0, []

    for i in range(256):
        j = (j + ord(key[i % len(key)]) + S[i]) % 256
        S[i], S[j] = S[j], S[i]

mattia-beta

### 1: Drop invalid packets ###
/sbin/iptables -t mangle -A PREROUTING -m conntrack --ctstate INVALID -j DROP

### 2: Drop TCP packets that are new and are not SYN ###
/sbin/iptables -t mangle -A PREROUTING -p tcp ! --syn -m conntrack --ctstate NEW -j DROP

### 3: Drop SYN packets with suspicious MSS value ###
/sbin/iptables -t mangle -A PREROUTING -p tcp -m conntrack --ctstate NEW -m tcpmss ! --mss 536:65535 -j DROP

### 4: Block packets with bogus TCP flags ###

gnilchee

#!/usr/bin/env python3
import sys, os, socket, ssl
from socketserver import ThreadingMixIn
from http.server import SimpleHTTPRequestHandler, HTTPServer

HOST = socket.gethostname()

class ThreadingSimpleServer(ThreadingMixIn, HTTPServer):
    pass

aras-p

// Just before switching jobs:
// Add one of these.
// Preferably into the same commit where you do a large merge.
//
// This started as a tweet with a joke of "C++ pro-tip: #define private public",
// and then it quickly escalated into more and more evil suggestions.
// I've tried to capture interesting suggestions here.
//
// Contributors: @r2d2rigo, @joeldevahl, @msinilo, @_Humus_,
// @YuriyODonnell, @rygorous, @cmuratori, @mike_acton, @grumpygiant,