Cascadia JS Songs as Code

gistfile1.js

var askNicely = function(person, mm) {
    if (person == mm) {
        console.log('The real one')
    }
}

gistfile10.js

var Party = function(){};

Party.prototype.run = function() {
  var that = this;
  if (true) {
    console.log('dont stop');
    this.run();
  }
}

Party.prototype.start = function() {
  this.run();
}

var party = new Party();
party.start();

gistfile11.js

Animal.prototype.say = function(sound) {
  playSound(sound);
}
var dog = new Animal;
dog.say(“Woof”);

var cat = new Animal;
dog.say(“Meow”);

var bird = new Animal;
bird.say(“Tweet”);

var mouse = new Animal;
mouse.say(“Squeak”);

var cow = new Animal;
cow.say(“Moo”);

var frog = new Animal;
frog.say(“Ribbit”);

var fox = new Animal;
fox.say();

gistfile12.js

function() {
    var someLadies = ['Erica, Jessica, Mary, Sandra'];
    for(var i=0; i<someLadies.length; i++){
        var lady = valueArray[i];
        var alotABit = lady.length;
        var doingItRight = alotABit/2;
        return lady.substring(0, doingItRight);
    }
}

gistfile13.js

for(i = 0; i >= children.length; i++) {
	var child = children[i];
	if (child.british != true) {
		washington.save(child);
	}
}

gistfile14.js

for(i = 1; i < 100; i++) {
    if (i === 64 && needMe && feedMe) {
        return true;
    }
}

gistfile15.js

if (realLife || fantasy) {
    for (i = 0; i < landslide + 1; i++) {
        if (!reality) {
            break;
        }
        landslide = i + 1;
    }
}

gistfile16.js

var lines = [1, 2, 3, 4, 5];
for (i = 0; i <= lines.length-1; i++) {
    console.log("walk " + lines[i]);
}

gistfile17.js

var person = new Person();
person.gender = 'male';
person.name   = 'Sue';

gistfile18.js

var mile = 0;
var location = 'home';
do {
    
    if (mile == 500) {
        console.log('500 miles');
    }
    if (mile >= 1000) {
         console.log('500 more');   
        location = 'your door';
    }
    
    mile = mile +1;
} while (location != 'your door');

gistfile19.js

var goodday = {
  thankGod: true,
  kindaOdd: true,
  dog_barking: false,
  smog: false,
  mama_cooked_breakfast: true
}

gistfile2.js

var blurred = function(lines) {
  for (var i = 0; i < lines.length; i++) {
    console.log("Hey, Hey, Hey");
  }
  return true;
}

var getUp = function() {
  return blurred(['|', '|', '|']);
}

gistfile20.js

Me.prototype.matters = function(you) {
	if (you.color === ‘#000’ || you.color === ‘#FFF’)
		return you.thinkingAbout(this.baby);
};

gistfile21.txt

var app = express();
app.get(‘/satisfaction’, function(req, res) {
  res.status(404);
});

gistfile22.js

function() {
    sunrise = 21600000;
    function up(i) {
        i++;
    }
    for(var night=0; night<sunrise; up(night);){
        get some(i) {
            return true;
        }
    }
}

gistfile23.txt

var can = {
    fake: false,
    type: 'plastic',
    holds: 'water',
    origin: null
}
var plant = {
    fake: true,
    type: 'rubber',
    holds: null,
    origin: 'china'
}

gistfile24.txt

var love1 = “love”;
var love2 = “love”;
love1 === love2;

gistfile25.txt

var mySituation = [“clowns”, “me & you”, “jokers”].join(“”);

gistfile26.js

var doYouKnow = function (it) {
  try {
    it == ‘I Love You’;
    return true;
  } catch (it) {
    return doYouKnow(‘I Love You’);
  }
}

gistfile27.js

ExclusiveSong.prototype.reverse = function(things) {
  return things.reverse();
};

ExclusiveSong.prototype.flip = function(things) {
  return _.shuffle(things);
};

ExclusiveSong.prototype.worthit = function(things) {
  var things = flip(things);
  var put_it_down = reverse(things);
  return put_it_down;
};

ExclusiveSong.prototype.hook = function(things) {
  var that = this;
  if (things.indexOf(‘worth it’) != -1) {
    var my_thing = ['my', 'thing'];
    return that.worthit(my_thing);
  }
}

gistfile3.js

function make(it) {
    console.log(it)
}

function chorus() {
    try {
        make('you and i')
    } catch (e) { }
}

gistfile4.js

ComeOn.prototype.goThere = function(place) {
  try {
    var question = higher(me);
    if (question === true) {
      if (blind_men) {
        place = “blind_see”;
      } else {
        golden_streets;
      }
    }
  } catch () {
    return false;
  } 
}

gistfile5.js

var with = function(they) {
  if (they.run === true) {
    if (they.walk === true) {
       var time_in_seconds_per_day = 60*60*24;
       if (they.in_sun === time_in_seconds_per_day) {
         return true;
       }
     }
   } else {
     return false;
   }
}

gistfile6.js

for(i=0;i<=17;i++) {
  var the_word = 'Bird';
  if (i % 4 === 0) {
    console.log(the_word + " is the word.");
  } else {
    console.log(the_word);
  };
}

gistfile7.js

var party = function() {
  console.log(“PARTY”);
  return party();
}

gistfile8.js

Me.prototype.crash = function(splashes) {
  this.blown_to_hell = splashes[-1];
  return this;
};

gistfile9.js

var girl = new HalfNakedGirl();
var house = new House();
var ball = new Ball();
girl.ride(ball);
ball.destroy(house);