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SoochCraft

Get Sooch. Use sooch to get more sooch. Become god.

Levels of Sooch. Sooch can be of 20 compression levels, one worth 1,000 sooch of the lower tier.

Pure sooch (Meat compressor, needs nothing but furnace fuel to compress):

  • 0 : Sooch. Bottom tier sooch. Can easily be grown with no problems.
  • 1 : Copper Sooch. Can also be grown with no problems, but hard to first obtain.
  • 2 : Bronze Sooch. Can be grown, but needs a Sooch Incubator nearby.
  • 3 : Iron Sooch. Can be grown, but needs to be grown on Enchanted Soil. Can be crafted into Iron (9 iron sooch)

Mean sooch (Energy compressor, needs energy, can be summoned by an Spatial Sooch Miner.):

  • 4 : Silver Sooch. Must be compressed.
  • 5 : Gold Sooch. Can be crafted into Gold (9 gold sooch)
  • 6 : Platnium Sooch. This can be crafted into Platnium Ingots (9 platnium sooch,) and can craft a few things.
  • 7 : Diamond Sooch. Can be crafted into Diamonds (9 diamond sooch)

Greedy sooch (High Energy compressor, needs more energy and ender pearls per output. These can be summoned by an Interdimensional Sooch Locator.):

  • 8 : Obsidian Sooch. Can be crafted into obsidian blocks (4 obsidian sooch -> 16 obsidian), and can craft Sooch Storage Units.
  • 9 : Ender Sooch. Can be smelted into Ender Pearls (2). When in the world, teleports around.
  • 10 : Void Sooch. With two void sooch, you can craft the Pocket Void, which lets you pick up ANY block in the world.
  • 11 : Galatic Sooch. Sooch to destroy all sooch. However, this is far from the highest tier sooch. "It's like holding an entire galaxy in your hand." This can be cooked down to create Essence, which gives you all status effects in the game when eaten.

WARNING, UNSTABLE SOOCH! These sooch will make your life miserable if not handled properly.
Furious sooch (Star Beacon compressor, needs way more energy to create a single output. The catch here is it requires a beacon that can reach to be able to turn on. These can be summoned by a Dimension Forge.)

  • 12 : Quantum Sooch. Has a habit of moving itself around inventories and also can move itself into other chests.
  • 13 : Fire Sooch. Can cause fires around it's container. If held in a player, will also cause fire to the player.
  • 14 : Magnetic Sooch. Will cause many precious metals to gravitate to their container. This, plus a stick can turn into a Super Magnet.
  • 15 : Rainbow Sooch. Also called Acid Sooch. The only feature of this is a melting rainbow effect. Can create special potions.

WARNING, VERY UNSTABLE SOOCH! These sooch can cause catastrophic damage to your world!
a n g e r e y sooch (Two Point Vertex compressor, needs zero energy, but requires the power of Rainbow Sooch essence. These can be summoned by a String Concatenator.)

  • 16 : Glitch Sooch. Causes illusions on the client when nearby. If held in a player, this can randomly warp the player, EVEN UNDERGROUND! This can be summoned by an upgraded Dimension Forge.
  • 17 : Pocket Dimension Sooch. Holds an entire dimension in the sooch. Smelting and eating takes you to Sooch. This can be summoned by an upgraded Diamond Forge.
  • 18 : God Sooch. Exactly what it seems like.
  • 19 : The Sooch. B̷͇̰̂o̵̰̣̓̐̽t̴̟͎͌̋͛̕t̴̨̥̩͕̽̓͠o̶̻͊m̵̲̣̋̓̂͝ ̴̮̬͓̓t̸͇̹̘́͛ĩ̴̤̯͉͊̋͘͜ę̷͇̰̉͂r̴̩̼͍̫̿̊͝ ̶͎͉̎̐͠͠s̵̻̽̉ǫ̸̩̌̓o̴̲̪̪̔̕͝ċ̷̙̈́̓̚ḫ̷̻̋̽͜.̵͙̥̟̹̋ ̸̫̹͋͂̑C̷̡̛̰̾a̷̲͑͑̚͝n̵̘̄̽͘ ̵̢̙͒e̷̛͍̤̘̊͝a̸̫̬͚͖͝ș̵̭̑̈́͑̇͜i̷͙̘͛̌̇ļ̶̣̑̚y̴̛̯̯̥͂͂̕͜ ̴̨̲̖̔b̵̡̈́ȇ̷̬̦̜̖̐ ̸̨͈̠̐͋g̶̙͍̠̫̃r̴̡͉̞̓̈́ȏ̵̧̼̦̱͋w̷̯̏̏̾n̷̞̝̞̠̔͐̉ ̷̰̠̑̂͒̅ẃ̴̥͛ͅȋ̸̯̜̬̆̚t̴͖̀h̴̨̽̑̑́ ̷̰̳̪̊̊͊n̸͚͇̿͐̕͝ò̷̲ ̴͎͍͍̗̔̎̄͊p̴̛̫̟r̷̛̻o̸̧̍̂͠b̸̝̭̫͆͒̒̍ͅl̷͖̂̾̓̚e̴̛͉̚m̸̓̈́́͛ͅs̵̡̛̘͉̩͐̒̋.̴̛̹̹̿̃̚

Reference

To become The Sooch, you need 1e+60 regular sooch. This means you need:

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 regular sooch.
This also means you need novemdecillion sooch. This is 60 zeros.

For reference, lets see how many chests you would need to store all of that sooch. Each chest has 27 slots, each double chest has 54 slots. Each max stack of sooch is 64. 54 slots * 64 max stack = 3456 sooch can be stored in each chest. 1e60 / 3456 sooch =

289,351,851,851,851,851,851,851,851,851,851,851,851,851,851,851,851,851,852 double chests of sooch.

That is 289 septemdecillion double chests. How much chunks would you need to fill to get this? Each chunk can hold 65536 blocks. Divide this by two to compensate for the double chests, and you get 32768 double chests. 2.89e56 / 32768 =

8,830,317,744,502,314,814,814,814,814,814,814,814,814,814,814,814,815 chunks of double chests of sooch.

Now that's a lot of chunks of double chests of sooch!

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