I'm a software developer and a dad and I like dad jokes. Maybe because I'm a dad or maybe because I just like jokes. Does it make sense?
I had a simple script that was fetching a random dad joke every day from a public API. I posted it along with my daily update at work. After a few months, it stopped being useful because I started getting the same jokes over and over again.
Then, my colleague started making up his own jokes. I felt that it was something I have to do as well. And here's it is. A collection of jokes that I made up myself. I will update it as long as my creativity allows :)
What do you call the most important sheep in the flock?
The flock sheep / the flagsheep
What's the most cheesy way to console someone?
Don't worry, you did grate!
How did Google Gemini get rich?
It sold its gems.
What's the favorite game of farmers?
Battlesheep
What did papa cheese tell his son after he came back from school?
Don't worry, you did grate!
What's the favorite animal of security engineers?
Oktapus
Where can you get the widest selection of farewell cards in the USA?
BestBye
How was the virtual world generated in the Matrix movie?
Using Neo4j
Why lumberjacks cannot work in software development?
Because they love removing branches
How do you call rolling back fixes that broke your app even more?
Revert engineering
How do environmentalists write documentation?
Using Barkdown
What's the favorite movie of Linux users?
The Terminal
Why was the programmer not able to open the door to the store?
He didn't have the rights to push.
What's the favorite AI tool of fashion designers?
Cloth Code
What's the favorite dish of an AI engineer?
RAGù alla bolognese
If I use Gemini, do I have to pay twice? 🤔
What's the sweetest component in frontend development?
Date picker
Have you heard that Air France started using AI?
Allegedly, they bought ClaudePilot.
What's the favorite vacation spot of IT analysts?
Data Lake
Why are Siths bad software developers?
Because they always force push
Why are elephants bad project managers?
Because they can handle only two tusks
Why did the software developer feel bad after lunch?
He had too many squashes
Why was the software developer expelled from Japan?
He did too much cherry picking
What's the favorite documentation type of Vietnamese developers?
Hao-to guides
Why was the software developer locked up during his visit to China?
For experimenting with unions
What's the worst answer you can give to a TypeScript developer when he asks you what you prefer?
Any is fine
My TypeScript code doesn't compile. I guess I will have to grab the bool by the horns to fix it.