Sunday morning. Merchants can't load review widgets. Dashboard inaccessible. Churn reported. The legacy .NET monolith (app-backend-api) running on a self-managed SQL Server (r6a.16xlarge — 64 vCPUs, 512 GB RAM) was completely unresponsive.
What followed was a 12-hour debugging marathon that uncovered five cascading failures, a year-old regression, and a SQL Server death spiral that required a force-kill to resolve.