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make excuse
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| .PHONY: excuse | |
| EXCUSES = \ | |
| "It works on my machine." \ | |
| "That's a hardware problem." \ | |
| "Must be a caching issue." \ | |
| "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" \ | |
| "It's not a bug, it’s a feature." \ | |
| "Works fine in production." \ | |
| "The tests are flaky, ignore the red." \ | |
| "You're holding it wrong." \ | |
| "That's a known issue." \ | |
| "I'll fix it later, promise." | |
| excuse: | |
| @echo "$$(shuf -n 1 -e $(EXCUSES))" |
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