TheDistantSea

<?php

// Access a property with no restrictions
function stole($object,$property){
	$dict = (array)$object;
	$class = get_class($object);
	return isset($dict[$property])?
		$dict[$property]:(isset($dict["\0*\0$property"])?
		$dict["\0*\0$property"]:(isset($dict["\0$class\0$property"])?
		$dict["\0$class\0$property"]:null));