insult generator

Airplane, 1980

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

get-insult.ps1

function Get-Insult {
    [CmdletBinding()]
    param (
        [Parameter()]
        [switch]$Speak = $true
    )

Add-Type -AssemblyName System.Speech
    $synth = New-Object System.Speech.Synthesis.SpeechSynthesizer
    $voice =  $synth.GetInstalledVoices().VoiceInfo.Name
$synth.SelectVoice($voice[0])

    $uri = 'https://insult.mattbas.org/api/insult'
    try {
        $response = Invoke-RestMethod -Uri $uri -Method Get
        $response
    } catch {
        # Write-Error "Failed to retrieve insult: $_"
        # Optionally, you can return a default message or handle the error differently
        return "I couldn't think of an insult right now."
    }
    if($Speak) {
        $synth.Speak($response)
    }
}