A VERY basic Tic Tac Toe game written i arnoldC

ticTacToe.arnoldc

IT'S SHOWTIME

	HEY CHRISTMAS TREE lineOne
	YOU SET US UP 111
	HEY CHRISTMAS TREE lineTwo
	YOU SET US UP 111
	HEY CHRISTMAS TREE lineThree
	YOU SET US UP 111

	DO IT NOW drawBoard lineOne lineTwo lineThree

	HEY CHRISTMAS TREE xEntry
	YOU SET US UP 1
	HEY CHRISTMAS TREE yEntry
	YOU SET US UP 1

	HEY CHRISTMAS TREE currentPlayer
	YOU SET US UP 1

	HEY CHRISTMAS TREE isItOne
	YOU SET US UP @I LIED
	
	HEY CHRISTMAS TREE isItTwo
	YOU SET US UP @I LIED
	
	HEY CHRISTMAS TREE isItThree
	YOU SET US UP @I LIED

	STICK AROUND @NO PROBLEMO
		TALK TO THE HAND "==== NEW TURN ===="
		TALK TO THE HAND "CURRENT PLAYER:"
		TALK TO THE HAND currentPlayer

		TALK TO THE HAND "ENTER X:"

		GET YOUR ASS TO MARS xEntry
		DO IT NOW
		I WANT TO ASK YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS AND I WANT TO HAVE THEM ANSWERED IMMEDIATELY 
		TALK TO THE HAND "ENTER Y:"
		GET YOUR ASS TO MARS yEntry
		DO IT NOW
		I WANT TO ASK YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS AND I WANT TO HAVE THEM ANSWERED IMMEDIATELY 

		GET TO THE CHOPPER isItOne
		HERE IS MY INVITATION yEntry
		YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME 1
		ENOUGH TALK 
		GET TO THE CHOPPER isItTwo
		HERE IS MY INVITATION yEntry
		YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME 2
		ENOUGH TALK 
		GET TO THE CHOPPER isItThree
		HERE IS MY INVITATION yEntry
		YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME 3
		ENOUGH TALK 


		BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE isItOne
			GET YOUR ASS TO MARS lineOne
			DO IT NOW changeOnLine currentPlayer lineOne xEntry
		YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
		BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE isItTwo
			GET YOUR ASS TO MARS lineTwo
			DO IT NOW changeOnLine currentPlayer lineTwo xEntry
		YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
		BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE isItThree
			GET YOUR ASS TO MARS lineThree
			DO IT NOW changeOnLine currentPlayer lineThree xEntry
		YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC

		DO IT NOW drawBoard lineOne lineTwo lineThree

		GET YOUR ASS TO MARS currentPlayer
		DO IT NOW changePlayer currentPlayer
	CHILL
YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED


LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY changePlayer
I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE oldPlayer
GIVE THESE PEOPLE AIR

	HEY CHRISTMAS TREE isOldOne
	YOU SET US UP @I LIED

	GET TO THE CHOPPER isOldOne
	HERE IS MY INVITATION oldPlayer
	YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME 1
	ENOUGH TALK

	BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE isOldOne
		I'LL BE BACK 2
	BULLSHIT
		 I'LL BE BACK 1
	YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC

HASTA LA VISTA, BABY

LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY changeOnLine
I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE player
I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE line
I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE pos
GIVE THESE PEOPLE AIR

	HEY CHRISTMAS TREE change
	YOU SET US UP 0
	HEY CHRISTMAS TREE isLoop
	YOU SET US UP @NO PROBLEMO

	HEY CHRISTMAS TREE loopVarAdd
	YOU SET US UP 1
	HEY CHRISTMAS TREE loopVarMult
	YOU SET US UP 100

	HEY CHRISTMAS TREE thisIsIt
	YOU SET US UP @I LIED

	STICK AROUND isLoop
		GET TO THE CHOPPER thisIsIt
		HERE IS MY INVITATION loopVarAdd
		YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME pos
		ENOUGH TALK

		BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE thisIsIt
			GET TO THE CHOPPER change
			HERE IS MY INVITATION loopVarMult
			YOU'RE FIRED player
			ENOUGH TALK

			GET TO THE CHOPPER isLoop
			HERE IS MY INVITATION @I LIED
			ENOUGH TALK
		YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC

		GET TO THE CHOPPER loopVarMult
		HERE IS MY INVITATION loopVarMult
		HE HAD TO SPLIT 10
		ENOUGH TALK

		GET TO THE CHOPPER loopVarAdd
		HERE IS MY INVITATION loopVarAdd
		GET UP 1
		ENOUGH TALK
	CHILL

	GET TO THE CHOPPER line
	HERE IS MY INVITATION line
	GET UP change
	ENOUGH TALK

	I'LL BE BACK line

HASTA LA VISTA, BABY



LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY drawBoard
I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE lineOne
I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE lineTwo
I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE lineThree

	TALK TO THE HAND lineOne
	TALK TO THE HAND lineTwo
	TALK TO THE HAND lineThree
	TALK TO THE HAND "---"

HASTA LA VISTA, BABY